How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
