I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
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