How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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