My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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