"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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