:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
what is it with giant penises always finding me
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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