I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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