Last Night in Michigan (231)

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  I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.

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  I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka

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  the cocktail of hope

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  My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.

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  Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.

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  i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror

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  its going to be a good night

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  I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.

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  we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers

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  so then she threw up in his asshole

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  yep..that'll do it.

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  So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again

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  i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.

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  he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.

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  better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.

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  i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.

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  Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub.  I was in it.

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  Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?

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