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It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.

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The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.

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(907): View more from Alaska

Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.

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(971): View more from Oregon

I have two black x marks on my hands.

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Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'

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damnit I wish I could remember that.

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(562): View more from California

omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.

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(315): View more from New York

i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love

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