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(207): View more from Maine

I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.

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(206): View more from Washington

Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars

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(425): View more from Washington

She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around

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(605): View more from South Dakota

I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex

(563): View more from Iowa

Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.

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(406): View more from Montana

apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...

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(509): View more from Washington

Are you wearing clothes?

(425): View more from Washington

Fuck no, who do you think I am

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(510): View more from California

I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one

(916): View more from California

Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol

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(989): View more from Michigan

Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby

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