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(419): View more from Ohio

it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.

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(251): View more from Alabama

I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost

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(916): View more from California

I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...

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(505): View more from New Mexico

She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.

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