did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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