If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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