I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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