Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
So much rum. So many feels.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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