weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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