Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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