They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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