New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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