what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
