Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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