this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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