How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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