I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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