3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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