so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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