Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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