my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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