Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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