"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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