i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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