Whod you bang
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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