Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Houston, we have a blender
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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