i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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