Sry I called you an 8
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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