i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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