She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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