That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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