My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
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He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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