she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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