I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
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