1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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