He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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