I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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