He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
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