he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
i think i scared a bird with my dick
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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