Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
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