Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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