$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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