I just saw a hot homeless man
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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